Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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