those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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