gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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