You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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