so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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