why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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