Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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