If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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