who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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