is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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