i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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