:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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