My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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