I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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