why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
