I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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