On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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