It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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