so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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