Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Also, beer. Big fan.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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