So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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