I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful