just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.