What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
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so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Ladies don't puke and tell
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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