what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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