yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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