I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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