she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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