i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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