Small penises have feelings too.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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