he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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