Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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