i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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