She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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