No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Did I show you my penis last night?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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