My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
this boner is exhausting
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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