Kareoke will never be a sober sport
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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