Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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