Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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