i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do vagina's smell?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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