but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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