Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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