wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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