I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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