you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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