idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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