Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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