yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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