what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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