Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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