69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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