Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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