So drunk, too bad you don't want this
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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