Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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