I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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