I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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