Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
