They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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