Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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