office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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