Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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